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MISSION BRIEFING 003: THE CAPSAICIN CONSPIRACY

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Take a seat and listen up. I have been conducting a long-range reconnaissance of our local grocery aisles, and I am officially declaring a

Code Red Tactical Emergency.

Everywhere I look—from the gas station shelves to the local potluck tables—I see a disturbing trend: the absolute incineration of the civilian palate. We are currently under siege by a barrage of “Flaming Hot” snacks and neon-red be…

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