“Hello?”
“Hi Ma!”
“Hey buddy! What are you doing?”
“Tawkin ta you!”
“What are you supposed to be doing?”
“Um.”
“Are you in your closet?”
“I don’t want to do my checklist.”
“Have you done your homework?
“I don’t want to do my homework.”
“Buddy. You need to get your homework and your checklist done before you call me. I love to talk to you and see your handsome face, but you have to do your stuff first.”
“I do…