If Valentine’s Day were a dad joke, it might go something like this: Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Is your name Chapstick? Because I think you’re da balm!
You must be Wi-Fi, because I’m totally feeling a connection right now.
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $50 steak? February 14th Unless you’re Dr. Drew Dabbs, dad jokes aren’t gonna get your …